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A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.
That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.
Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.
A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
Mr. Jobs.
Awesome mechanic, kisser, cook and trivia whiz.
Mike McRae saved my ass today when i broke a pencil off inside a cylinder.
Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
Mikee as a girl is so hot amazing. And will throw you off a building but will fuck you before she does it. When she fucks you she will fuck you up. After a good sesh with her your whole perspective in life will change and you’ll be knocked out like you could make her your NyQuil.
“You see that girl she’s so fine!?”
“She’s definitely a Mikee”
For a girl. She is perfect, she is hot and she is good in bed. She may have friends and they may have benefits. And if you’re one of them you’re lucky. She has medium tits but a big ass. Her masturbation sessions are the best. You would be lucky to have a Mikee.
“You see that girl!? She’s so fine!”
“She must be a mikee”