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Ability to say whatever the hell you want and suffer zero consequences.
Kick these Mexicans out and eff black people. I have Donald Trump powers biiiiiitch!
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A bolt action hunting or sporting rifle that can fire only one bullet before having to be reloaded or chambered again
Why do so many idiots call an ar-15 a high powered rifle
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the ultimate comback, even beats so's your face, can only be used by people who have lived in myrddin twelve.
it is also a game; becasue POMT beats everything the challange is that when you POMT someone you have to POMT as many people in the room as you can (you cannot POMT some one who has POMT'd you.), you can then be creative with the rules, for instance claiming peoples genetalia count as individual entities and can therefore be POMT'd.
man one: your a twat!
man two: so's your face!
man one: Power of myrddin twelve.
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When you can't turn your head without turning your entire body, much like a Power Ranger in full uniform.
-"Dude, my neck is so stiff I can't turn my head."
~"Man, you've got power ranger neck!"
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Ones ability to blaze up a blunt in seconds, as mastered by practice.
Luke: But master, how can I become more powerful?
Yoda: Build blunt smoking power young padawan, with practice you must
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1)what happened to dave
2)oh not much, he just absorbed the souls of a few demons which turned him into a being of ungodly powers
Dave)P̴̠͕͔̻̠̃͆͌̈́͊e ̢̺̣͕̎̽̿̊̇͝ͅr ̙̘̗͓͉̤̝̬̔̑̄̽͑̓̑̚i̶̛͓̼̜̫̻̲̱͊̎̂͘s ̧̈̿̌ḧ̶̭̫́̈͛̏
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Power structures are often described as pyramidal. Within Nature, patterns are repeated and repeatable. One such sequence was described by Fibonacci.
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597…
Fibonacci power levels are best demonstrated by example.
The entire British population is represented by 650 Members of Parliament who sit in the House of Commons. The closest number in the Fibonacci sequence to this number 650 is 610. No doubt as this system evolves the number will likely tend towards the optimal 610. In terms of power level, 610 is quite somewhere along the Fibonacci sequence. 610 is the 16th number in the sequence. Even if the first two power levels are ignored as they are not human, that would still make 610 the 14th Fibonacci power level. This demonstrates what a sham a so-called democratic institution represents, as within an individual country, the people’s representatives confer at what must be considered merely an administrative level of power.
Following the Fibonacci power level upwards, it could be predicted that the number of members of the leading political party sitting in the House of Commons should hold a comfortable majority and consist somewhere near the 13th Fibonacci power level number of 377 shitting members.
The so-called cabinet consists of the Prime Minister and 22 ministers. This is close to the 7th Fibonacci power level number 21 but even this is somewhat down the power level structure.
The conclusion has to be considered that this power structure comprising Fibonacci power levels does not represent the true power structure in operation. This is merely an administrative power structure that take orders from the true power structures that reside above them.
Whatever human power structure that resides above them though is somewhat obsolete as behind the individual with seemingly the highest power is another level. It ain’t God, it’s a fungus.
Bubbles: Did you tell the plebs to register to vote?
De Pfeffel: What is the point of voting? You are better off faffing up a wall.
Bubbles: But you are supposed to represent the people.
De Pfeffel: Ha! Ha! People merely vote FOR the system. They vote their approval for more rules, laws, restrictions, taxes, etc. Whatever politician or political party they vote for they are agreeing to further insectualisation and mind control.
Bubbles: But what do we give them in exchange for their votes?
De Pfeffel: Facebook.
Bubbles: Thank goodness for Fibonacci power levels. The plebs can direct their dissatisfaction towards powerless puppets. Let's bring back Spitting Image.
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