doe doe bird one who is extremely stupid and dont know his or her ass from a hole in the ground
dude you got me in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird
no man you got your own self in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird
dude you are too stupid and selfish to stand up and do the right thing you doe doe bird
dude you really think of me that way
yes man i think of you as a doe doe bird who is too stupid to stand up and do the right thing
the way you feel about me i get it dude
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1.Skinny ass dude. 2. One who acts tough, but really ain't about that life. 3. Someone who couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag.
Check out that ole sissy bird chested dude over there! He's weak as water!
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when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.
"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"
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When one is playing angry birds and he or she is going for 3 stars on a level but fails to top their highscore and shoots a remaining birds in order to attempt to gain more than 10,000 points (a bird's value).
Dude, you better try Angry Birds Roulette- fire your yellow bird at those stacks of TNT, you could dominate the highscore list.
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A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."
Tom: You're a bad friend.
Nicolas: My hair is a bird.
Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.
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A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis
Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.
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