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that's some news

A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"

"That's some news!"

by Mollyclav February 6, 2018


Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.

This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.

by SaladAss-_-7 July 15, 2021


slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 2, 2019


breakin down some woody

WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)

GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY

BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!

ITS FRIDAY, YOU GOT NO JOB AINT GOT SHYT TO DO, LETZ GET HIGH!!! "breakin down some woody"!!

by MILLZGOTSKILLZ June 4, 2011


Send your bf some pussy

Send him some pics.

On this day you have to send your bf some pussy.

by Hyper1853 May 11, 2022

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some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional

"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"

by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020


Give me some pat

Pat

Give me some pat

by June 19, 2023