turn your camera on

when your teacher tells you to put your camera on, even tho your still there.

Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..

Redneck Rearview Camera

When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.

(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."

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slap the tip on camera

Slapping the tip on camera is the act of tapping your penis against a camera lens, usually a phone lens.

Person A: "Bro, you should totally slap the tip on camera right now."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "What?"

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Camera Roll

Slang for a woman's asshole. Can be used to discreetly ask for anal in a sexy way, or to see if a girl is DTF

Him "Heeyyy gurl, can I see ya camera roll later tonight?"
Her "Sure thing babe, lemme wash up before I come over"

Him "Dude Mia Khalifa is so fucking hot"
Other Him "Yeaa bro, you see her take it up the camera roll yet?"

Him "Hey, may I please see your camera roll?"
Her "Why? I mostly just have dog pictures on there."
Him "Oh, ok that sounds boring"

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Ideal Put Camera

When people decide to be cheeter mcneeters on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 and use the view that shows them where to put to make the ball in.

"Hey you cheeter mcneeter, you used the Ideal Put Camera!"

"Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it?"

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unflattering camera angle

A fat or ugly person's excuse for looking horrendous in a photograph. Common on Facebook.

Girl 1: OMG I look so ugly in the pic!
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's just an unflattering camera angle.
Girl 1: Oh thank God I'm not that fat!
Girl 2: LOL jk ur a fatass bitch!

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mug on the camera

“Mug” means ugly. So, there’s no other way to sum this phrase up other than “the ugly person in the group photo”.

Alicia: This hoco pic is amazing. I can’t even explain what’s going on with Jenna though.

Dominik: She’s the mug on the camera, Alicia.

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