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A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI
guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
literally the best comeback to anything.
Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e
A. the person who raised you
B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage
C. My drug dealer
D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)
Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy
An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.
Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.
used by teenage boys as an insult
You know what I was in last night? Your mom!