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When your girlfriend smells like a locker room or is at least trying to cover up the stench of her infidelity unsuccessfully.
I caught a whiff of that unforgettable aroma, you know that whore again thot smell.
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An absolute masterpiece of a song
You:hey google whats the best Kanye song
Google:never see me again
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A phrase used to dismiss people who have made an error, or have said something incorrectly.
"Omg I love bread, it's so spicy"
"Um, try again sweetie."
"Wait, wuh"
"Buh bye"
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A phrase used when you find yourself outsmarted by wikipedia.
"I just edited some wiki articles as a joke.....They reverted them back less than a second later, you win again wikipedia!"
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The call by medical personnel to half-hearted pro-Trump politicians in a number of red states that have started to witness a rise in corona infection in spite of the fact that more people are continually being vaccinated—a “proof” that vaccination doesn’t prevent infection or reinfection, and that mask-wearing is a necessary irritation until the population achieves herd immunity.
Should “Make Masks Mandatory Again” be elevated or promoted to an official slogan to educate patriots and conspiracists that they’d still wear a mask in public squares, especially when it’s difficult to practice social distancing in a crowded space?
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Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.
"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"
"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"
Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!
An event that's happening again, come on, surely you knew that?
"Brayden brought the matches to the petrol station, here we go again"
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