sal mazzola

sal mazzola is a little bitch boy that has a crush on justice (me)

“is that sal mazzola?”
“yeah bro he has a crush on justice (me)”

Sal Chavez

Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.

Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal

Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me

Kennith Sals

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)

Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there

Sals it

To add salsa to anything.

Nicole: "I made some broccoli but you might want to salt it."

David: "I'm ok, I'll just sals it."

Lefty Sal

Hand-Job given from one person to another.

Girl 1: "So what did you guys do last night??"
Girl 2: "I just gave him a lefty sal.."