Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

samuraiful

Adj.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.

*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.

1. Samurai Champloo is one seriously samuraiful anime.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.

Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

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Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

Samurai Pipeline

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline

Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad

samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"