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When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum
When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.
It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting
Usally when a big black dick goes into another mans butt and the man taking it in the butt is grabbing the big black dick and stuffing it in his ass himself .
Big Black Man: Hey peter wanna shaft stuff with my dick?
Peter: ohh ya I love shaft stuffing big black cock up my ass! Make sure to pull out and yargi all over my face!
When two girls have had sex with the same guy
"Stacy, did you fuck Josh?"
"Yeah, last month"
"Dude, I fucked him, too!"
"We're shaft sisters!"
A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.
Or
If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!
I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.