Monkey Act

1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.

Did you see that monkey act at the bar. That dude was so wasted.

act of God

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries

Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!

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sad-act

Noun - an insult. "You are such a sad act."

Especially useful after they use a lame comeback or do an action of unspeakably sad proportions.

1. I just sent you a pokemon on facebook! See what it is! Send me one back! - This person is a sad-act

2. This email was sent by a sad-act and contains the ghost of Joe Bloggs, send it on to 100 people or he will sneak into your house at 3:15 this morning and rape your hamster!

3. Yeah?! Yeah?! Well.....I did your Mum! - You're such a sad-act...

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acting the goat

Acting daft, silly. Messing about.

She was always acting the goat!

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The Phantom Act

The Phanton Act takes place when one mate leaves the social gathering and or company of other mates whilst either at the local having a few frophies are on the d-floor trying to get a special ladie friend. The Phantom Act consists of not telling anybody where you are going, inlcuding not saying your good byes, and just disaperring...

The Phantom - "Hay boys, can you please hold onto my drink, i just have to go to the shitta".

Mates - "ya no worries great man, be quick"

20 MINUTES LATER

Mates - "Boys i think the great man has done the phantom act on us, possible the worst bloke ever".

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hat act

a term used by critics to describe the bland, generic, formulaic, assembly line, manufactured male country music performers that have dominated country radio for at least the past 10 years. They are notorious for their 30-gallon hats. It's a real challenge to tell these performers and their songs apart.

Keith Urban and Eddie Rabbitt are not hat acts. They'll be remembered 20 years from now.

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acting the fool

1) To be "that" guy at a party
2)Being totally unreasonable
3)A dumb ass
4)A shady character

"You know how he always be actin the fool!"
-What are you doing tonight?
-Just acting the fool

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