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Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh
Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud
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Using your knees as a way of abortion rather than visiting a professional.
A: Are you going to the doctor's to get an abortion?
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.
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Originating in Ireland, this is highly offensive.
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"
"Jesus Jimmy, no need to ride the cat, you dirty rotten whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."
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The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.
"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"
"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"
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Best done with a broom handle and a trampoline.
She couldn't pay the doctor so she did a home abortion.
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the father of my abortion
you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.
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filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.
bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..
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