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A very common phrase used when one's math teacher implies a mass-murder.
"Just to be fair I'll let you all die"
"Add that to the quote book"
A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.
These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.
So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"
Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.
These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.
"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"
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Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.
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When someone does not have ADD exhibits the symptoms of the disorder, to an extreme, for a short period of time, later coming to their senses and wondering "wtf was wrong with me?" Someone with ADD can have one too but it would only be normal, and therefore, not very funny.
"Hey, dude, you see that show yesterday?"
"Yea, and i was like, why is he wearing pink, i mean most guys don't wear pink, maybe he's gay, you know, yea, i think he's gay, do you think he's gay? i think he's gay. Well yea, then he ate that orange, i mean who eats oranges?, i once ate an orange and it sucked... OOO YEAH! that reminds me of that song by that one girl on the internet about how she wanted to borrow a top from her friend but her friend didn't want to give her the top and there was that one part and it was all like "I've already been to heaven, i've already been to heaven, i've already been to heaven... AND IT SUCKED!" I mean, that song is awesome but why would you make a song about a top you wanted to borrow and then say stuff about going to heaven, i never got that. That girl made some other songs and they were cool too but they were all dumb with no meaning. What's up with making music with no meaning, these days that's all that happens, i mean, there was that song about that kid who was a soldier and he had sex with people referring to the sex as "supermaning" the said "ho", and then there was that song by that band of metro-sexual men about how they wanted a girl to shake it. Music sucks these days, i mean no songs ever have any meaning, its like poop. I mean, it's like someone seriously just took a huge diarrhea on a piece of paper. That would be weird though wouldn't it? Defecating on a piece of paper. Why did i just use the word "defecating"? Why didn't i just say "pooping"? Well anyway, what were we talking about?"
"O.O, dude, what was that?"
"oh, wow. O.O i just had a total ADD blast"
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it is said when someone makes a bad situation worse by doing something else to upset you.
first the robbers snatched her chain, and then to add insult to injury , they molested her as well.
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You've probably come across such douchebags while going through various facebook pages. Out of nowhere comes an 'Add me' as if they are forever alone or something. These people don't have a fucking life and wouldn't stop such shit no matter what.
On some page..
Person 1 : That's fucking hilarious man!
Freak : Add me guys.
Person 2 : ^'Add-me freak' detected.
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The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.
Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*
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