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Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it
Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned
Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind
Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld
Tim: "Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Got yourself a problem
He can Alexander handle it
Lost 150 pounds
Alexander damn he thin
Never lost a single fight
Alexander champion
Has a love for weird guitars
Alexander mandolin
Wishin' he could go to sleep
Alexander Ambien
Lives in a department store
Alexander mannequin
Breath is smellin' kinda' whack
Alexander hand ya mints
Sees something he doesn't like?
He Alexander banning it
Loves The Office way too much
Alexander Pam and Jim
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Recently became a saint
Alexander hasn't sinned
Favorite Sith Lord in the world
Alexander Anakin
Has a very lovely smile
Alexander handsome grin
Transitioned to a woman, now he
Alexander man again
Knows two songs by Eminem
Alexander Stan and Kim
Totally skipped lunch, I want an
Alexander sandwich
What you want on your footlong?
Alexander ham and swiss
Yo, he'd make a good president
Alexander candidate
Really need some liquor now
Alexander hand me gin
Doesn't get enough sunlight
Alexander tanning bed
This costume cost a jillion dollars
Alexander damn he rich
Used to watch the old school Jack
Alexander Handypen
Elton John's his favorite artist
Alexander Candle Wind
Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld"
John:" i agree majorly"
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Alexander Alekhine was the World Chess Champion from 1927 to 1935 and again in 1937 to 1946
Alexander Alekhine was a good chess player.
A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.
He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.
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Alexander Hamilton was one of the most underappreciated Founding father of the United States of America. He was born in the mid 1700's in the West Indies in the town of Nevis. Attending King's College (later known as Columbia) at the age of 19, and began to opine his Federalist points of view in local New York newspapers. He was fluent in French, a delightful businessman, and a devoted religious and political scholar. His multitude successes in life were ironic considering his tumultuous childhood during which he moved to several outlets in the British West Indy isles and was "fathered" by unworthy stepfathers who continued to abandon him. He died at the age of 45 in a duel with Aaron Burr, his foremost political adversary.
Alexander Hamilton was illigetimate
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The hottest FBI agent ever.
Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.
Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"
"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"
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A haunted victorian necrophilic with delusions of grandeur.
I wouldn't trust that weird cunt. Looks like a right Alexander Sangmoore.
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EA, Holds many similar qualities to Sack Lodge from the wedding crashers. Ultra Competitive, Overly informative, and looks pretty much like him. Plus, hes so cut he never has to go to the gym, even when he says he will.
Instead of saving baby seals, Erik Alexander loves to talk about how great the yen would be to have, strength of stock options, and all that other SUPER interesting stuff that economics majors love to share with others. Plus, who warms up for foose ball, and throws the whole table when he gets angry. Only that graduating sack of a former SMC
And if you wear underarmor and all your sports gear to teach a girl how to swing a bat, watch out, you might be Erik Alexander