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alfie darroch is a eccie muncher from stevenston
“person 1: i heard alfie darroch is a eccie munchier and is a bad winch”
Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.
Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"
Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.
Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125
A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
Alfie Has a poo stain and is smelly
Alfie montero has a poo stain and is smelly