based artist

Artist that rap in a based style ..or based individuals that make art in some way shape or form

Zero2a100sirbasedallah is a true based artist

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Sketch Artist

Someone who constantly conducts in a sketchy, awkward, or down right inappropriate manner.

Wei- "Did you see drunk Matt trying to skinny dip, but tripped over his shorts and fell on his dong?"

Bert- "Yea, he's a real sketch artist."

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Artistic Liar

A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.

I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.

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Artist Block

1) A Creative Block normally associated with artistic endeavors.

2) That moment when you're happily being creative with art and suddenly run out of inspiration.

3) Usually occurs at a time when you need all the inspiration you can.

4) A very annoying wall that shows up when you don't want it, but can sometimes leave a particularly productive streak in its wake.

5) A common representation of Artist Block is a 'usually' large stone branded, engraved, or otherwise marked with the words "artist block".

1) Damn it. This Artist Block won't let me finish my picture!

2) I was almost done with this awesome picture when Artist Block came and sucker punched me in the stomach. Now I can't seem to get the energy to finish it.

3) Person 1: Hey, how is that project you were working on?

Person 2: It was going fine until Artist Block shut the door on my muse. I haven’t seen him in weeks.

4) I finally got past my Art Block, and now I'm more productive than ever!

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Flake Artist

Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.

"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"

"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"

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tortured artist

Over-emotional, "artistic" individuals. Can be characterized by wearing a lot of black, having an online blog, and being obsessed with poetry. Often have unattended psychological dissorders.

"She's not goth, she's just a tortured artist!"

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Sandwich Artist

A person who is masterful at arranging threesomes or other group sex scenarios.

Hugh Hefner is the consummate sandwich artist.

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