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When you are playing ping pong and you crush the ball with an overhead hit. When this happens you can yell "I'm full on asian." It can referred as going full on asian.
David and Vince were playing ping pong when suddenly Vince lobs the ball and David crushes it while yelling "I'm going full on asian."
When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.
1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.
As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"
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Yet another delicious Asian dish.
After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.
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Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
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Getting a test score below 90%.
With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.
Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
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Girls talking:
girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!
girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!
girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...
2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!
girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...
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When you bust a fat load in ya girl’s eyes and then they look back at you squinting.
“Last night I gave Julie a nice Sticky Asian. She wasn't as amused as I was.”
I came all in this girls eyes the other night and she said “Oh no not the Sticky Asian.”