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TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning
When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
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We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis
Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy
blasting kerser while smoking darts,breaking hearts, jaw swinging and piss filled super soakers
"Oi cunt this kid stole my shoes" "wanna go do an aussie drive by on his house?"
The coolest fan page or whatever also has the best content
“Hey do you know aussie..hyunjin?” “Of course I do they are the most amazing fan page with the best content🙄”