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A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.
Man, what's that smell?
Oh, it's Austin.
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Austin:
1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot shit, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.
4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total fucking lie.
He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is shit.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.
He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:
Have fun being a dickhole Austin.
Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with?
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING EWWWW.
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a person who is secretly hated by his closest friends and has no idea. he plays the trumpet but sucks at it. he is left out all the time by his friends and tries to flirt with girls but it doesnt work.
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A total dumbass, Smartass, and hott ass guy! who's bestfreind is thor.
Even though he's a dumbass I still wish I was still going out with Austin
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A person with unusually red hair. Most likely a skinny nerd who just plain sucks at life. He probably won't be able to see this entry because he mispells his name so much.
Man...ever since you dyed your hair red, became anorexic, started sucking at life, and mispelled your name uncontrollably, you've become such an Austin.
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a douchebag who thinks he's cool and that he is "batman"
he is just a loser with a big head and huge undeserved ego
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1)The fukin As$wh0!e who will brake your heart A MILLOIN FU!CKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) A really cute blond whith skater hair green eyes,that gets a fuked up haircut and will now look like a rat mixture with a piccock.
3)The wierdo that texts you every day till FUKIN 4am IN the morning.
4)a perv that only wants sex.
5) another way to say chocolate:)
1)I hate micheal he did an austin to me a MILLION times :'(.
2)Omfg brian got an austin!!!!:O....that dommass.
3) austins wont let me sleep.FUKIN WIERDOS.
4)girl:hey maria i herd ur boifriend is an austin.
maria:ohhh HAIIL FUKIN NO.
girl:hmh its true.
5)I was all up last night having me some austin.
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