Hmh.

The only proper response for disappointment, failure, joined success, silent agreement, condorring and everything else.

Case 1:

Dude #1: "Fuck my guitar string sprung loose."

Dude #2: "Hmh."

Dude #1: "Hmh."

Case 2:

Dude #1 and Dude #2 write eachother the exact same idea at the same time and the following conversation ensues:

Dude #1: "Hmh."

Dude #2: "Hmh."

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HMH

High Maintenance Hoe.

A woman who is promiscuous AND requires large sums of

money and/or time spent on or with her.

These woman are characteristically superficial and often lack intelligence.

Guy #1: "Woah, did you just see that chick?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, she's got a nice ass but she's definitely an HMH."

Guy #1: "Damn."

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Hmh

Hmh

Hmh Stan’s for hit me hard

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HMH

Hold my hand

When he was walking me home he hmh.

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Hmh

A phrase used by a total simp to express is struggles against the chads of the Melon Time chat.

Anyone: Joel, wanna play something?
Joel: hmh.
Everyone: The fuck does that mean?

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HMH

Happily Married Hetero. In gay and lesbian culture, an individual who does not share one's sexual orientation and/or is unavailable due to being heterosexual and happily married - or at least married - to someone of the opposite sex. May be used disparagingly or in a purely descriptive way.

man #1 (admiringly): "Mmmm, who's that?"
man #2: "Don't bother. He's HMH."

woman #1: "I saw Ace having coffee with someone new. What's up?"
woman #2: "Oh, she ran into an HMH friend from college. They were just catching up."

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HMH

High Maintenance Harry -

A person who is extremely high maintenance is likely to be nicknamed High Maintenance Harry (HMH) by friends and family.

"My boyfriend needs certain meals every day for protein gains. He's such a HMH."

Text from boyfriends dad: "Hi Jade, do you know what time HMH finishes work so I can prepare a banquet for him?"

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