Bruce the Moose

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.

Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.

Bruce Forsyth

While constipated and sitting on the toilet straining, you may find yourself with your fist pressed up against your forehead, and a gurning expression on your face. This level of constipation is termed a "Bruce Forsyth". You will resemble a pose made famous by a popular UK entertainer Bruce Forsyth, which he would perform not long after appearing in front of an audience.

My god, im so stuffed up, I ended up having a bruce forsyth on the loo. Thankfully i got a brucie bonus so no damage done ;)

Brucing around

(v) The act of wandering around in a drunken state.

I drank too much in the whiskey tent and wound up Brucing around the Irish Fest the rest of the day.

The Bruce Lee

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.

My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.

Neely Bruce

1) The man who set the US Bill of Rights to music.
2)A good replacement word for anything. Ever. Yelled when used.

Derived from the composer, Neely Bruce.

1) Hi, my name is Neely Bruce...
2) NEELY BRUCE
3) Who ate the cat? Neely Bruce ate the cat.

boring bruce

Someone who is very boring

"Hey wanna come out?"

"Nah cant be bothered tonight"

"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"

Bruce U

Ugandan Bruce Lee. He can show you how they do action in Uganda.

Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him Bruce U.