A CP is a medium-height asian guy who thinks he is white and wishes the third reich was a reality. Usually never caught in public without a polo shirt, sailor shoes and khaki pants. He is your mother-in-laws worst nightmare and wettest dream. His vocabulary includes words such as "bitch", "feminist" and "communist".
Wow, shut up. You're being such a CP right now.
"Oi bro don't forget the CP"
"Just went to the tobacconist and picked up a new CP, it's Phat
CP is the abbreviation of "creator points" in the game "Geometry Dash", they are gained by your level being rated or featured.
Dasher: "Yes, my level got rated. I got my first CP!"
Dasher2: "Congrats!"
Club penguin. Totally doesn't mean anything else.
Npc: Yo, do you like CP?
Npc2: Yeah, I watch CP everyday
Npc: Wait, watch? I'm talking about Club Penguin here.
Npc2: ...
Npc: hold on....