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A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
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(N) Vulgar, Obs. Lame ``Emo'' shit.
(ADJ) Obs. Attributing the qualities of being lame ``emo'' shit.
Let's go to the Death Cab For Cutie concert after I finish putting on my womens' jeans and cutting my wrists.
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A "band" soo awful that listeners consider killing themselves.
One such listener of Death Cab For Cutie includes Elliot Smith.
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So incredibly overrated, but only by their 12 fans. Their MUSIC is not bad, but the lyrics are horrible. I could write better lyrics than these guys do.
"And when i see you
I really see you upside down
But my brain knows better
It picks you up and turns you around"
-WTF? I don't want a biology lesson from a musician!
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When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"
"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"
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“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.
I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.
death cab is a pretty good band...but they'd be better if they didn't have such a dumb band name.
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