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'''Carl Mygind''' was a Norwegian Primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours. Little is known about Mygind because he lived a big part of his life among apes in Malaysia. The main controversy around his work was caused by his book named simply " The Orangutan's Sexual Behaviours". In this book, a whole chapter was devoted to " The sexual encounter between apes and men". In this part of the book, Mygind describes several sexual acts that he performed with male and female oranguntans. Carl Mygind got AIDS exactly 100 years after his birth. Some say he is the origin to the famous myth that HIV can be "created" from ape/human intercourse.
carl mygind - i got aids
jon - OMG you boned a monkey
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Carl Sagan is a man who studies the cosmos. He is not a priest...
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.
Carl Sagan is a beast. If he wasn't dead I would marry him and we would travel the cosmos together.
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A super hot badass from the walking dead. He is mature, loyal and very kind... does things that need to be done; even if the gun has to be used...
'Carl Grimes Dad, you can't keep me from it.
Rick Grimes From what?
Carl Grimes From what always happens.
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when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.
i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.
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The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...
Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.
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A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.
Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?
Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!