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This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).
Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.
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This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).
Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.
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A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).
Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-
Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!
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Orangutan's are an orange ape, that is why their name starts with an "O" all orangutans are named "Clyde" there are no exceptions, its just how the world rolls.
Orangutans sometimes get confused for "Orange Gorrilas" but an Orangutan and an Orange Gorilla are two completely different species.
Orangutans are very friendly and have no problem being friends with anyone, anyone and everyone can have a orangutan as their friend as long as they dont try rename the orangutan, as said before Orangutans names must always be Clyde.
"Hey that Orangutan's name is Clyde"
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The act of using your own feet to rub one out when your hands are preoccupied with something or someone else.
Damn I got a stick shift, but I broke both my hands doing an Arabian Mudslide the other day, guess I am Orangutaning it tonight.
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The act of pushing one's face into one's food instead of using either utensils or hands, similar to the way an old and fat orangutan simply presses his face to the ground to eat grass instead of wasting time by using his hand to rip it out of the ground and put it in his mouth. Orangutaning It is much faster.
"Dude, did you see him eating that calzone? He totally Orangutaned It."
"I saw this girl Orangutan It on this piece of cake earlier. It was hilarious."
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When someone excessively uses a tanning booth, to the point where their skin is orange and they are uglier as an orangutan.
Did you see that girl! Holy shit, she must spend hours orangutanning!
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