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A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on
Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is!
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A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.
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the act of screaming obscenities, diatribes and cuss words into a cell phone. usually done in a car, bus, train, or public location to maximize the amount of attention drawn towards you. may involve the throwing of said cell phone after the act is over.
that bitch's cell rage was so intense she blew a vessel and died of a stroke
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a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.
yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...
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Scrolling through information in your cell phone, such as text messages or list of contacts. Often a feeble attempt to appear more popular when you have no one to talk to in a given social setting. Also a mindless activity to pass dead time, such as when on the toilet.
John felt awkward because none of his friends were at the party, so he sat in the corner and started to cell out.
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The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.
Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.
Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent
Nick: Oh shit...
Tim: Shitting will be easier...
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The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.
Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.
~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2
"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."
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