Chinese Spareribs

1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.

Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!

ghetto Chinese

Food from an urban Chinese takeout.

Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.

Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.

I'm sort of broke, and pretty hungry - I think I'll go to Lam's and pick up some ghetto Chinese.

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Chinese Spongebob

Online video that depicts a "what-if" situation in the Spongebob Squarepants universe if Bikini Bottom happened to be situated in the People's Republic of China.

Here is a link to said video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

Man 1: Yo, you watch any good youtube vids recently?

Man 2: Yeah, I saw Chinese Spongebob.

Man 1: I've seen that one before too! Hirarious rubber dog poop! Good stuff...

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Chinese homerun

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.

1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.

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chinese algebra

Very "hard" or complex math

"I'm gettin' harder than chinese algebra"
Line by Tom Waits from "Pasties and a G-string" off Small Change

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Chinese Food

If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.

I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.

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Chinese dick

What white, black, and mexican girls want but are usually too afraid to ask for. A stereotype that is used by the media to put the asian community in check because the media is owned by white men, duh! Mainly used by white men because they are pissed off that there is hard asian cock in their cheating girlfriends at this moment. See asian definition #3.

Latina #1:Hey that asian guy is pretty cute.
Latina #2:Why don't go over there and holla at him?
Latina #1:Uh I don't know (thinking about the chinese dick stereotype).
Latina #2:Fine I'll go talk to him myself.(whispers) wuss.

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