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The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.
Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...
Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes
Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...
When a female's labia resemble the large moth-like creature from the 1960's Godzilla movies.
Jeremy: "I had sex with a cheerleader last night."
Joshua: "Really?! That's cool."
Jeremy: "No, it wasn't. She totally had a mothra crotch-- now I know why they wear bloomers."
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A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.
This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.
Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
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The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.
The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.
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Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.
Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
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Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.
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