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When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal
Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle
When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard
A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid
making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity
guy: Hey bro how was your night
guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob
A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.
"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.