browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

Nigger Crust

The crusty goo on an unwashed nigger.

That dude had a lot of nigger crust.

Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.

"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"

Crust Paste

moist ointment for your crustiness.

Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.

butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂

Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱