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The sexiest Pakistani man alive
Danish taimoor is a very adorable
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He's a sexy beast who's also homophobic, a dick and asshole.
Wow! That guy is such an anish danish
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The act of a man breaking your nose while performing oral sex, thus mixing the blood with their semen, making a concoction that resembles a rasberry and cheese danish.
This girl was going down on me the other night, and I gave her a rasberry danish. It was awesome!!!(and I am a huge disgusting asshole, who is totally self centered and insecure)...by the way, then she bit off my penis, thus adding another red color to it.
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a hot weekend of wild danish sex
My legs can barely move because I had danish weekend last week
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Being in a danish spa is preforming oral sex and having the person pass gas in your face. Most of the time this happends in or close to climax. Can be preformed or recived by male or female.
" you so did not just put me in the Danish spa"
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When jerking a guy from the front you reach back and have him poop in your cupped hand and then continue jerking him.
Sally: "So after Jim gave me a danish biscuit last night, he requested a danish hotdog."
Jackie: "Did you oblige?"
Sally: "You betcha! We had a huge load of laundry to do this morning."
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the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose
After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.
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