bus dating

(Verb)

The act of only acknowledging a relationship while on the schoolbus.

"They're not really dating, they're just bus dating"

Espionage Date

To bring a friend or family member on a date to sit there and spy on you while you're on the date without either one of you acknowledging that you know the other.

My sister was on an espionage date with me while I met up with my blind date so we can analyze it later.

Reverse date

A date where you do what a normal date/relationship would do in opposite flow.

A normal date: awkward convo, meal, sex, sexting/booty calls

Reverse date: sexting/booty calls, sex, meal, awkward convo

"So I went on a reverse date last night"

"How did it go?"
"Well, during the awkward conversation I finally learned her name and stopped calling her by her okcupid handle"

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Chicken date

The ultimate line to ask someone if you are interested in going on a date. Usually involves two people going to a chicken restaurant, ordering chicken and eating it romantically.

“Jimmy asked Adion out on a chicken date and he said yes”

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date with jill

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.

If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill

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Bro-date

Participating in non-sexual events with another dude that would be considered a date with a girl

Billy: Should I make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory tonight for our bro-date?

Bob: I was thinking we have a bro-date at the movies tonight. "He's Just Not That Into You" is playing!

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Date Rate

Date Rate Classification System to “Rate Your Date” using five tiers. Dates can get promoted to a higher tier and reclassified as well as downgraded.

Tier 1: Marriage Material - Attractive both physically and mentally. Also know as a “Total 10.”

Tier 2: Exclusive – Someone you date exclusively and who’s highly attractive, but you are not quite sure if you’d actually settle down with this person. (You haven’t gone through “the shift” yet.)

Tier 3: Casual – Someone who is attractive but you would not date seriously or exclusively. If you are DFS (dating for sport) this person is most likely a booty call FWB (friend with benefits).

Tier 4: Friend – Someone who does not arouse you; there’s no sexual attraction, but you like them and consider them a friend.

Tier 5: Alien – These people exist but you don’t want them in your universe.

John to friend in club: “Hey, look over at 11 o’clock - I see a date rate tier 2 approaching.”

“Those guys are into Date Rate so just treat them like Tier 5.”

“I like DFS since I like lots of women and I don’t want to have to make breakfast for her or take out the garbage. For me date rate is all about Tier 3.”

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