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1. When you jizz to the same video three times in a row
2. The experience of watching a porn video you think you’ve seen before.
1. Hey man, I think ima make a deja goo on that new “Mia Khalifa Cums to Dinner” video.
2. I was watching a video the other day and I could’ve sworn I’d seen that ball wrinkle before. That was some deja goo shit man.
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Knowing someone you're interested in doesn't feel the same way so you feel rejected without ever having made an advance. Deja-rejection usually occurs in males with low self-esteem and results in feelings of embitterment directed towards the object of affection and sour grapes over a rejection that never occured.
Ex.: Kyle just got deja-rejected by that chick in his neurobiology class... Guess that's gonna make things pretty awkward for them.
Ex.: Dude, you're letting yourself sink into deja-rejection with every girl you meet since your breakup. You need to start liking yourself so you can like these hot bimbos again.
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A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.
"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"
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One of the greatest bands ever to exist in the History of Rock Music, hitting the music seen with their debut album 'Brown Sabbath', Deja Voodoo shot up the charts with hits like 'Beers', and 'More Beers', 'P' and the famous 'We are Deja Voodoo'.
From the most shit country in the entire world, no other then New Zealand, Deja Voodoo have mass an impressive number of fans, even a few from the backward south island.
With a new album coming out in June, Deja Voodoo is set to become the best band in the world ever.
Also, one unloyal fan, by the name of Extreme, who didn't even go a Deja Voodoo concert that was about 15 minutes away should be noted, cause he's pathetic.
"Have you heard that awesome band?"
"Deja Voodoo?"
"yes."
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When you do a 'number 2' on the toilet, and you clearly recognize things you ate, you've seen those before!
I've just had a deja vu on the toilet, I saw yesterday's peanuts again!
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When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.
Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.