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A 90’s term to describe an expensive pair of jeans. Term still used be middle aged adults.
Like oh my god are those designer jeans?
Yes they are Calvin Klein jeans!
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The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight
Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
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Those life-saving nerds.
I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.
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someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other
"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."
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A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.
Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted!
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The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.
man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.
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A class that you dick around in
What did I miss in web design?
Nothing all we did was dick around
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