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a person who partakes in anal intercourse resulting in a donut shaped faeces.
stu is a donut maker-he's so gay!
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To make something out of nothing
I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.
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Term used to describe doing something you don't want to do, getting a bad deal, or just getting screwed in general. It refers to the act of eating a donut off of a fully erect penis. The act provides pleasure to the donut bearer while humiliating the donut eater.
Driving instructor: Hey bud, you didn't park between those cones.
Trainee: Come on man! I really need this job.
Driving instructor: Well bud, you're goin to have to eat the donut if you want driving privileges.
Aaron: Nice motocycle Kevin. How much did you pay for it?
Kevin: Uhhhhh..$4500.00. Ain't it
Aaron: Wow. You really ate the donut on that deal!
Mark: Did Dr. Lowe give you that promotion yet or what?
Henry: No. He said it would be ANOTHER month. I've been working here 12 hours a day 6 days a week plus I went to his house and fixed his lawnmower, camper, and his brother's rotor tiller.
Mark: Man, you've really had to eat the donut to get this promotion.
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Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean, coffee shop. It first opened in Quincy MA (that's pronounced "Kwinzee") and has now propagated all over the world even to Thailand, where the largest Dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.
This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)
This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.
The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.
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the place where all the cops hang out.
Cracka was so stupid he tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Second he pulled his gat out 5 cops shot his ass. Now he got no legs and he's doing 5-10 up north.
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When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!
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