dookie crayon

Function: to describe the effects of feces leaving a toilet. In most cases, used as a simile.

1: marks left from a large turd while flushing a toilet.
2: the turd is the writing utensil while the white porcelain bowl is the canvas.

"Have you seen the women's restroom toilet? That huge turd must have stood up on end and scribbled on the bowl like a dookie crayon. It must not have been able to swim. It looks like it spelled out S.O.S."

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dookie chute

where your dookie comes from

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dookie bomb

when you walk into a public restroom, and someone has just taken a really big, smelly dump, and the smell permeates the entire facility

"Wow, that bathroom at work really stinks. It smells like someone set off a dookie bomb."

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Dookie Brains

A term for some who is not too smart.

(Especially if they think the moon landing is fake.)

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not understanding the moon landing is real.

dookie dozen

When you take a hot one and there is a plethora of mini dookies.

Hey man, I just made a dookie dozen and it felt so good. There was so much poo in the crapper that it wouldn't go down.

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log