Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Edgar Acuña is believed to be the leader in penis size-to-wealth ratio!
A player who had just finished his 15 day login streak and is extremely toxic. Going near this guy causes him to jump you and obliterate anyone in his way. Although they may seem really brave, their intelligence is unmatched, with some even reaching the negatives.
"no... he thumbs downed and cross sprayed me!"
"was it an edgar main?"
"of course it is"
the best couple in the whole fucking world
random fuck:have you heard of morgan and edgar?
other random fuck:no who that actually fuck are they?
random fuck: look it up in the damn dictionary
A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks
Usually a fat diabetic Mexican. He simps over any red head girl. He’s also a good kisser.
Yo, you’ve seen Nutty Edgar around? Oh nvm I see his fat ass.
a mad little fucker that smokes the boolay
adam edgar he loves the skunk that mad cunt
Someone who is horrible at Rocket League, yet insane at Fortnite.
"BRO HOW DID YOU MISS THAT OPEN NET? YOU'RE ACTUALLY AN EDGAR, GO BACK TO CRANKING 90s IN FORTNITE"