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When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.
Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy
To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.
Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
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A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.
After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
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when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.
No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights
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The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .
Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
(PERV)-Noun.
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
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a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
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