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When you're doing a girl in the butt from behind, you reach over to the nearest fire source and use it to light her hair. Then when she is running around the room screaming, spray her with a fire extinguisher.
Why are you covered in all that white crap? And where's your heair?
My boyfriend did A St. Elmo's Fire to me last night.
Oh, thats awesome.
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phrase: "masturbating: manually stimulating the female clitoris"
"What do you think I'm going to do....tickle my elmo?"
You never tickle your elmo?
What do you think I'm going to do... masturbate?
You never masturbate or touch your clitoris?
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Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.
Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.
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when a guy wears a really tight red shirt and his man boobs are just bulging out.
Dude why the fk did you wear a red shirt?, i can see your elmo bitch tits.
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an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..
with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!
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Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.
elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.
the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle
i gave that girl such a good "tickle me elmo" that she was blind for 2 weeks.
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