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Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.
Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.
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when a guy wears a really tight red shirt and his man boobs are just bulging out.
Dude why the fk did you wear a red shirt?, i can see your elmo bitch tits.
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an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..
with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!
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Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.
elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.
the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle
i gave that girl such a good "tickle me elmo" that she was blind for 2 weeks.
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The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.
Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.
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Menstrual cycle, period, time of month
a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
Woman: No fun tonight
Man: Why?
Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony
Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead
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