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Will you take the red pill and instantly obtain $100,000,000 or the blue pill that’s yummy and tastes like blueberry. One will give you comfort, and the other will give you adventure and new opportunities. This choice will decide your fate as a human being.
Oh I see you’re awake. I will ask you now to take the decision of fates. Choose wisely.
dankplank what more do u need to know?
yarr we barrel comb em like tobias fate
Gay1: have you seen Tobias fate's New reddit play?
Gay1: you mean that harddtuck D1 OTP
Hes the GOD of gangplank and also invented him.
hes sexy manly and his voice is dark an gay and thats all that i like in a gay because I'm gay to kappa pride.
Tobias fate is the king of triple barrels <3
An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.
Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.