Floppy Doppy

The male reproductive organ in the relaxed state.

I played with my floppy doppy to get it hard.

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strippy floppies

a stripperesque platform adaption of the flippy floppy

Lounging poolside, we couldn't contain ourselves when a random hook strolled through donning some ridiculous strippy floppies.

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Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.

"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"

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Floppy Mess

A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.

"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."

"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"

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floppy Roy

Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.

Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.

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Floppy-b

A term most barbs use to insult the flop named c@rd! B she has so right to even be in the same millennium as our lord and saviour NICKI MINAJ THE QUEEN OF RAP “NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP x2 YOU HEAR ME” -Lovley peaches

Ugh floppy-b made another album time to call millie🏳️ 🌈. 🚐~~~~~~~~~

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Floppy fish

To be a constant ditcher of plans

person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.

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