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Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

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Gene Mueller

A person who lives in Park Ridge, I'm right now bored so I'm making a definition for my own fucking name.

Hi, I'm Gene, I live in Park Ridge.

by Gene April 1, 2005

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algae in the gene pool

This is a humorous reference to the likely genetic nature of someone's problems.

Alvin crashed another car and set a fire, there is algae in the gene pool!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

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Gene Wilder

Best known for his portray as a pseudo paedophile with a love of comedy midgets aka Oompa Loompas and chocolate.
Notable for bad hair under pressure and a tendency to randomly burst into song.

Often found masquerading (albeit very poorly) as an Investment Banker with a distinctly 1983 line in drainpipe trousers teamed with excessively pointy loafers.

In summary, a complete tool.

J Lindsay looks just like Gene Wilder with that crap haircut

by James Lindsay March 18, 2008

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Gene Kelly Stand

Any group of seats in a football stadium which is left open to the elements. So called because the spectators sat there usually end up "singing in the rain". (e.g. East Stand at Blackpool, Bloomfield Rd, the corner stand between the Kippax and the North Stand at Manchester City's former ground Maine Road)

The visitors looked like drowned rats in the Gene Kelly Stand

by fan of the invisible man November 10, 2010

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The Seth Rogen Gene

A gene that when injected into your bloodstream gives you the appearance of being funny even though you've said nothing funny

You: So what's this one?
Doctor: The Seth Rogen gene, it gives you the appearance of being funny even though you've said nothing funny.
You: Oh... Hey doc are we done here? I gotta grab some beers with the fellas.
Doctor: HAHAHA! THAT IS HILARIOUS!

by BigJ91 May 25, 2011

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septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

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