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To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.
I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.
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Really, really hot and sweaty.
Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.
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an animated GIF of a gerbil turning his head and saying O RLY?
funny as hell
Random Dude:You seen the pic of the O RLY gerbil?
Fat Guy:Oh yeah i did that shit was funny.
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The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.
Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.
The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.
I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.
Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.
Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...