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glory rash

A physical ailment,a red rash to the penis caused by a glory hole being cut with not enough tolerance.

"Fuck man!next time use the 80mm hole saw.now I got fuckin glory rash"

by crazyfap December 25, 2022


Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022


Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 28, 2011


Fountain of Glory

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.

Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see

by Pm12345678 December 14, 2011


glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !

Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019


Glory Markings

scratch marks from a person's sexual partner on their back indicating their partner was thoroughly satisfied

Marcus: check it look at my back
Adam: WHOA look at those glory markings
Marcus: she couldnt get enough..i swacked that joint

by CapTioniT July 17, 2010


Glory Head

Getting head without having to kiss the girl first

Yeah, i got glory head from her

by linoleum927 February 20, 2011