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Golden Gamerz / Golden Gamerz are those who have be gamerz a very long time.
When you play Gamez long enough you become Golden at your Gamez.
As a Golden Gamerz you might say... Man i played Gamez so long i have become old olden and Golden.
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Those later years when you are always tired, your hair is falling out, your vision is failing and you can’t fuck.
The golden years have come at last, the golden years can kiss my ass.
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Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.
"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."
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When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.
It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you
Josh: No way, that's gay!
Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
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To not let all the troubles of life overshadow the simple joys.
Friend: This 9 to 5 and school are miserable man, everything just sucks.
Me: Stay golden, there are plenty of things to appreciate. You can always do something else.
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The act of pissing on another used as a means of sexual foreplay.
I asked Betty to give me hot golden showers in the morning
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When a gay guy has never had sex with a female
Did you hear that Tom is a golden gay..we should test him by hooking him up with a woman.
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