dad gum

Modification of the term god damn. Comes from the midwest, as near as I can tell - my grandfather (an Illinois native) used to say it a lot.

Note the term is always used as an adjective, and NEVER as a verb. So you can have (day) a dad gum toll booth attendant, but you don't dad gum the toll booth attendant. The only exception to this rule is that "Dad gummit" is a suitable substitute for "goddammit"

Dad gummit! Where is the dad gum screwdriver?

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dead gum

gum that has lost its flavor and texture for being chewed on for a long time. it starts to harden and becomes tough to chew anymore

i have been chewing on dead gum all morning because i got too busy with classes to spit it out.

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Dad gum

A two-word swear that substitutes for a more offensive two-word swear that ends in damn.

I hurt my dad gum finger opening that jar of pigs feet.

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gum dingy

korean word that means nigger

female african american- ooo hell no bitch jay-mal goin kick yo ass

Joe- Fucking gum dingy (the gum dingy has no idea what it means)

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gum job

when a girl takes out her dentures to give head

My girl gives a good gum job

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Giving Gum

Something you offer as a peace offering when you're being yelled at by some cobwebbed band mom. Can also be given when you've just told a long time girl friend that she probably contracted syphilis. Results may vary, but death may occur.

1.
Lady: "You need to be more respectful!!!!"
Brad: "Okay, okay... *reaches in pocket* GUM???"
Lady: *absolutely speechless*
Brad: *runs away to literally die laughing*

2.
Brad: "Yeah, Jill's not gonna be too happy when she finds out what I done did..."
Ted: "Giving Gum."
Brad: "What?"
Ted: "Yeah, works like a charm."

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gum fetish

When you get turned on by people chewing gum and blowing bubbles.

Guy 1: Nice boobs, wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Nice gum, wanna fuck?
Guy 1: Someone has a gum fetish.
Guy 2: Someone had cunt flakes for breakfast.

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