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One who gets more ass than a toilet seat
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Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.
I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
The best person ever. It's the greatest name to have. One Katie Hanks appeared on CNN. They make great friends, and everyone loves them.
"Do you know who Katie Hanks is?"
"Yeah man! Who doesn't know who she is?!"
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Verb. to shoot at a heavily armored vehicle with a pistol in hopes of destroying it
man1: "Dude we're getting pinned down by that tank!"
Man2: "Hold on im gonna go Tom Hanks this thing..."
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T. Hanks or Tom Hanks is gangsta ryhme for "thanks"
<j.j> DUDE, have a beer, it's on me
<Eric> Tom hanks man.
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A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
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Means taking adderall, or other amphetamine pills. Can also be used for very good quality amphetamine. Never used for street meth. The term comes from Tom Hanks having ADD and has taken adderall in the past, as well as many other famous people In Hollywood whom have taken it, but calling ADD medication Tom Hanks creates a lightheartedness and puts others as ease when confronted with the choice to take amphetamines recreationally. And who wouldn’t want to take something called Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks just exudes safety and happiness. You can take the name deeper by associating whatever movie Tom was in, his character or other fellow characters. More points are awarded to people who don’t look up all the Tom Hanks movies, but lets them come naturally, texting friends once an old Hanks movie hits them that can be associated with adderall.
We were looking for some Tom Hanks, but everyone one else had already saved private ryan. We yelled Wilson in desperation to find some at the party....
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