Dough hook

Dough hooking; a term used to describe the act of fucking a big yeasty beast girl anally from behind and jackhammering her sloppy wet G-Spot with your hooked hand of choice(pirate style)

My hand itches after doe hooking that bitch.
I’d like to dough hook that hefty heffer.

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birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.

Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."

in out hook

When one person is in the for the other, the other person is out for the other, and they end up hooking. There are other combos in the matrix (in in hook, in in no hook, in out no hook, out out hook, out out no hook).

Tyler: "Did y'all hook"?
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."

cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee

there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.