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While performing intercourse from the rear, be it anal or vaginal, the male will hock a snot ball up in his throat quietly. As he approaches orgasm he must pull out, secondly letting the spit ball land on the females back, making her think that he just got off. Then as she turns around the male must quickly jack off and spooge in her face to complete the maneuver correctly.
*HHHHHHHOOOOCCCCKKKKKK* oh. oh! OH. OH! MMMMMM YES BITCH YES! *spits* OH.....that was soo....*JACK OFF*....."HAHAHA BITCH! I just got you with the flying houdini!"
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When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears
Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up
Based on the houdini, the tribal houdini is when you're having anal sex and before you ejaculate, you pull your dick out and spit on her lower back. She will then think that you ejaculated on her and she will turn around. When you actually ejaculate, you catch your semen on your pointer and middle fingers. After that, you rub the semen about a centimeter under her eyes.
You: I tribal houdini'd my girlfriend last night
Friend: How was it?
You: Ask her
Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.
Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.
The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.
My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her
When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.
Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.
When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"