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the sweetest farm town in the great state of Illinois. Roughly six streets, three street lights, a stop sign, six dogs, and one sheep. Population of roughly 500, the skyline is dominated by both the local water tower and the grain bins. Home to PJ's bar known for miles......one sick town
dawson illinois is sick
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When you fuck a girl, then when she falls asleep, you pull your pants down and start to take a shit on her face, then she wakes up and sits up right into the shit, covering her nose.
Man, that illinois brown nose, i gave to that girl yesterday was soooooo amazing.
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A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.
John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"
Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"
John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."
Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."
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Hillbilly country without the hills, just the billies.
Williamson County Illinois is East of Jackson County Illinois.
When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?
Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
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A redneck filled town in Illinois. The life is sucked out of just about everything within a 50 mile radius of this godforsaken trash dump. Only anout .7% of the kids that grow up here make it out, while the other 99.3% stay and find a lovely trailer where they will settle down with their brother or sister and start a family, thus continuing the cycle of inbreeding. The highschool sports are terrible, but all of the hicks love to mingle at the football games. If you get caught saying anything negative about New Berlin sports you better believe an angry mob of hillbillys will hunt you down and force-feed you oversalted pretzels. Most of the townspeoploe are illiterate, so this would not be a wise place to raise your children. If you ever find yourself nearing this neck of the woods turn around and drive away as fast as you can...before it's too late.
This is sometimes considered a vulgar term so use with caution.
Billy: Oh sweet home Alabama, what's that awful stench!?
Cletus: Shucks Billy, that's New Berlin Illinois. We best not go no closer, that hillbilly town's dirtier 'n a rottin possum on the side o' the highway
Billy: Shoot, let's get outtta here!
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